Frequently Non-Asked Questions

Wait, are you actually offering nothing?

Yes, absolutely nothing. No fine print, no tricks - all of the nothing you can think of.

Is this a joke?

Is art a joke? Is life a joke? Is SaaS, in fact, a joke? The short answer is no, the long answer is yes. The truth, my friend, is like Malcolm: in the middle.

I didn't get it - are you really offering nothing?

Our state of the art SaaS solution offers you everything you need when it comes to nothing. You'll get first access to the most advanced SaaS solution in this emerging field, along with eternal glory.

Okay so now it's nothing, what's next on your roadmap?

Working on nothing is a challenging but exciting journey: there's so much more to do in our vision, but we might not get nothing done without your support. In the coming months we intend to work on nothingSaaS 2.0, which will feature many more features that won't provide you with anything.

I signed up for the Pro plan, where's my badge?

It's getting there! It should arrive in your email in 24 hours - please email us at [email protected] if you didn't receive it.

I signed up for the Master plan, where's my fame?

We're excited to feature you! Please send us to [email protected] your proof of payment, next to your name and picture, and you'll feature our Hall of Fame within 24 hours. We know, we're working to automate it.

How did you come up with this idea?

We conducted thorough market research and validation, based on interviews with countless people in the tech ecosystem. They all expressed frustration out of SaaS platforms that provide something - while not having one that doesn't.